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SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 11, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38

Are You Ready For Number 5!!!!!!!!!!

btw I PWNED YOU ur scaring me

IM THE BEST ARTIST EVERRRR!!!

Tark Alkerk · Nov 11, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38

intial reaction is, one of shock...

i pwned you somes up your work very well in words, but for the simpleton such as myself, heres a description of your pictures in picture form, how apt...

[DE] · Nov 11, 2006, 07:06 PM // 19:06

Triple post ftw? Learn to edit? And to think I thought you would actually give me my 100k+150ecto for winning your contest Spirit... but wait... after seeing this thread I have learned there is no way you would ever have that much money in-game! Silly me.

Ork Pride · Nov 11, 2006, 07:08 PM // 19:08

the moderators in gwonline.net need a 10-year ban.

I pwnd U · Nov 11, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10

^you need a ten year ban.

Ok so lets see where were we...

Ah yes now i remember, you are in jail. Once again we find our hero in quite a mess. He is in jail once again but has managed to once again smuggle in his dreaded painting tools. He begins to paint his next great masterpiece. You paint for forty days and forty-two nights. Finally it is done. You sit back and admire your piece of art work. Yes it is great, it shall get you released. You wait for the right time to use it. You place it in the back of your cell and go to sleep. You wake up bright and early the next morning, you are ready to use the painting to get out. The door opens and the guard walks in with your breakfast. "Good morning, how is the weather?" you ask the guard. The guard looks at you and shrugs, "Alright i guess" he replies. He turns his back to put your breakfast down. Quickly you grab your painting and break it over his head, effectivly knocking him out. You grab the keys and flee. You have broken your masterpiece but it got you out of jail, exactly what you were hoping to use it for. Now if i can just get out before the alarm sounds, you think. Suddenly the alarm sounds, guards run everywhere. You take off towards the gates. As you approach the gates you can hear bullets whizzing past your head. You jump the gates and take off down the mountain. You now must get back to China to find the girl. You scurry down the mountain quickly. You hear the Marines coming after you so you dive into a hole in the mountain and head towards the back. You crouch down and wait for the Marines to pass. The Marines pass the cave and you wait another 5 minutes before getting up to leave. As you begin to leave you hear a voice, "Well that was close wasn't it" You snap around to see who said it. You see a weird looking bearded man. "Yes it was, and who might you be?" you ask. The man replies "The one man that is more wanted then you." It takes you a second. You have to remember where you are at, then it hits you. You just escaped from an Afghan US base, and headed down a mountian into a cave... Who is in Afghanistan that is wanted? you think. Then you remember, Osoma Bin Laden. "Osoma Bin Laden?" you question.

Find out next time if our "hero" has actually found Osoma Bin Laden and if he will find the young girl who killed him...

But seriously, gg.

Ork Pride · Nov 11, 2006, 08:12 PM // 20:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U

^you need a ten year ban.

Ok so lets see where were we...

Ah yes now i remember, you are in jail. Once again we find our hero in quite a mess. He is in jail once again but has managed to once again smuggle in his dreaded painting tools. He begins to paint his next great masterpiece. You paint for forty days and forty-two nights. Finally it is done. You sit back and admire your piece of art work. Yes it is great, it shall get you released. You wait for the right time to use it. You place it in the back of your cell and go to sleep. You wake up bright and early the next morning, you are ready to use the painting to get out. The door opens and the guard walks in with your breakfast. "Good morning, how is the weather?" you ask the guard. The guard looks at you and shrugs, "Alright i guess" he replies. He turns his back to put your breakfast down. Quickly you grab your painting and break it over his head, effectivly knocking him out. You grab the keys and flee. You have broken your masterpiece but it got you out of jail, exactly what you were hoping to use it for. Now if i can just get out before the alarm sounds, you think. Suddenly the alarm sounds, guards run everywhere. You take off towards the gates. As you approach the gates you can hear bullets whizzing past your head. You jump the gates and take off down the mountain. You now must get back to China to find the girl. You scurry down the mountain quickly. You hear the Marines coming after you so you dive into a hole in the mountain and head towards the back. You crouch down and wait for the Marines to pass. The Marines pass the cave and you wait another 5 minutes before getting up to leave. As you begin to leave you hear a voice, "Well that was close wasn't it" You snap around to see who said it. You see a weird looking bearded man. "Yes it was, and who might you be?" you ask. The man replies "The one man that is more wanted then you." It takes you a second. You have to remember where you are at, then it hits you. You just escaped from an Afghan US base, and headed down a mountian into a cave... Who is in Afghanistan that is wanted? you think. Then you remember, Osoma Bin Laden. "Osoma Bin Laden?" you question.

Find out next time if our "hero" has actually found Osoma Bin Laden and if he will find the young girl who killed him...

But seriously, gg.

im the king and you are the clown.

Divinitys Creature · Nov 11, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00

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Originally Posted by I pwnd U

Thats it. Your masterpiece is once again displayined in China's Greatest Musmuem. Once again the public considers it amazing. They think about taking you out of jail. But this time they refrain. They remember the last three times they believed in your paintings. The pain and suffering you caused them. They begin to hate you more and more as thoughts of the past continue to filter in. They turn away from the painting and go off to plot. That night some local villagers torch the painting to rid the world of its evilness. You are brought word of the torching. You cry out in pain for your latest work. You knew that this was your best yet and that no other painting can compare. Yet the beast destroyed it. They acted as if it was nothing. You swell up in rage. In your unstoppable rage you break out of the Maximum Security Prision, killing all the guards in the progress. You are now a wanted fugitive. You storm off to the city of Wannasawbee. You destroy each house and its occupants in your rage. You find the people who torched your painting, your masterpiece, your life! You tie them to a stake and tell them that this is the end. They spit in your face. With that you smash their heads in with your hands then torch their bodies. You turn to leave when you hear the cocking of AK-47's. The Chinese military has found you, they want to take you down. You turn in rage. They open fire and you are hit countless times. You go down, bleeding from the multiple wounds to your chest. A officer comes up and checks your pulse. "He is dead" the officer states. They begin to walk away. Suddenly a young girl runs out to you. "No you can't die! You just can't!!" she screams. She leans down and kisses your forehead. Suddenly your heart beats again. Slowly you rise. The Chinese turn to face you. They unload everything they have against you but it doenst matter. You watch as the bullets stop in front of you. All you see now is numbers floating around you. You watch the bullets drop to the floor. Suddenly you realize it. You are the ONE!! You are invincible, you can stop bullets. You charge at the army. One, two, three, four and many more hit the floor as you continue your frecious onslaught. Suddenly you stop, you hear a young voice "Betcha can't dodge this buttface" BANG! Shot in the back of the head by the young girl that brought you back to life. You fall to the ground in shock. The Chinese drag you back to prison and then ship you to Afghanistan to be watched over by the US and British forces. You once again are shunned by the world. But you know you will rise up again! Right after dinner... mmmmmm watery rice, your favorite.

You remember the little girl that shoot you, you are out for revenge now. You shall not be humilated by such a young girl. Not you, not the greatest artist since Picaso! Never shall you lose! You will finoooo brownie!!! Uh what? O right you will find her! She must not get away with this! But first you must escape...

What will happen? Will our hero escape and find this young vigilante? Or will he rot in jail? Find out next time!

But seriously, gg.

Wow I'm sure I've seen one of those two movies before, but Trinity never shot Neo in the back of the head IIRC

I pwnd U · Nov 11, 2006, 09:25 PM // 21:25

lol @ Divinity. Thats true but this is his life, not the Matrix.

As for Oak, enough with that stupid gif. Its just old.

some guy · Nov 12, 2006, 01:13 AM // 01:13

Omg, I'm laughing my ass off, plz post more!!! Stories and pictures!!!

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Nov 12, 2006, 01:17 AM // 01:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ork Pride

that scares me

Ork Pride · Nov 12, 2006, 01:23 AM // 01:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPIRIT OF THE SEA

that scares me

its the truth

Chris616263 · Nov 12, 2006, 01:24 AM // 01:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U

Would you rather me just be like? gg that was stupid and spam? or atleast add something slightly humerous to the post?

Don't mean to crap in your cereal but I found "RAWRS!!! I WILL SUCK YOU BLOOD" funnier than everything you have said.

EL OH EL

tomcruisejr · Nov 12, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50

you are the van gogh of the internets.

xxSilhouette · Nov 12, 2006, 05:57 AM // 05:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by I pwnd U

^you need a ten year ban.

Ok so lets see where were we...

Ah yes now i remember, you are in jail. Once again we find our hero in quite a mess. He is in jail once again but has managed to once again smuggle in his dreaded painting tools. He begins to paint his next great masterpiece. You paint for forty days and forty-two nights. Finally it is done. You sit back and admire your piece of art work. Yes it is great, it shall get you released. You wait for the right time to use it. You place it in the back of your cell and go to sleep. You wake up bright and early the next morning, you are ready to use the painting to get out. The door opens and the guard walks in with your breakfast. "Good morning, how is the weather?" you ask the guard. The guard looks at you and shrugs, "Alright i guess" he replies. He turns his back to put your breakfast down. Quickly you grab your painting and break it over his head, effectivly knocking him out. You grab the keys and flee. You have broken your masterpiece but it got you out of jail, exactly what you were hoping to use it for. Now if i can just get out before the alarm sounds, you think. Suddenly the alarm sounds, guards run everywhere. You take off towards the gates. As you approach the gates you can hear bullets whizzing past your head. You jump the gates and take off down the mountain. You now must get back to China to find the girl. You scurry down the mountain quickly. You hear the Marines coming after you so you dive into a hole in the mountain and head towards the back. You crouch down and wait for the Marines to pass. The Marines pass the cave and you wait another 5 minutes before getting up to leave. As you begin to leave you hear a voice, "Well that was close wasn't it" You snap around to see who said it. You see a weird looking bearded man. "Yes it was, and who might you be?" you ask. The man replies "The one man that is more wanted then you." It takes you a second. You have to remember where you are at, then it hits you. You just escaped from an Afghan US base, and headed down a mountian into a cave... Who is in Afghanistan that is wanted? you think. Then you remember, Osoma Bin Laden. "Osoma Bin Laden?" you question.

Find out next time if our "hero" has actually found Osoma Bin Laden and if he will find the young girl who killed him...

But seriously, gg.

Lmao - I don't know where i would be without these side splitting paragraphs

I pwnd U · Nov 12, 2006, 09:16 PM // 21:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris616263

Don't mean to crap in your cereal but I found "RAWRS!!! I WILL SUCK YOU BLOOD" funnier than everything you have said.

EL OH EL

Well congrats to you then for not finding what i post funny. But i am not doing it to make you in particular laugh. I am just posting it for the hell of it, its something to do and its different from my other posts. So sorry you don't find them funny but i am not trying to make people laugh. Just having a little fun. Thus the SLIGHTLY in the post of mine you quoted. GG.